The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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