I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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