They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
