Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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