Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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