what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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