Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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