He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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