I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she smelled like a LAN party
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
