i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING