did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways