doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage