just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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