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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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