We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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