its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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