none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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