Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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