go do what you do best...puke behind churches
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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