Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
high people should be assigned attendants
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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