Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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