Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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