She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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