big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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