i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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