so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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