guys are not supposed to queef...right?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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