Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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