I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Hippo gnu deer
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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