with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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