i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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