So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
