Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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