My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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