Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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