I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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