do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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