i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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