I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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