I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize