I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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