I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She's not a foreskin expert like you
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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