I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have feelings that need drinking.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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