i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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