doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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