There is no way he is gay with that hair.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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