i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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