Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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