I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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