I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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