Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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