I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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