I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
