"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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