I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Drunk walkin through police station. America
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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