Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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