I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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