i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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